Erotic Tantra Massage

Whoever you are, the price on Udom Suk Soi 7 is the first thing to notice: ฿900 buys an hour of Magic Happy Massage, among the lowest starting prices in this guide. The card runs through two dozen lines, from single-therapist oil to four-hands packages, and stops at ฿4,500.

It suits someone staying out on the Bang Na side who wants a cheap, published price and a six-minute walk from the BTS. Skip it if you want certainty. Its 3.9 rating comes from 20 reviews that swing from praise to warnings, and one recent reviewer found it apparently closed when they arrived. Message ahead on LINE or WhatsApp before you travel.

Its rate card lists, among others:

• Magic Happy Massage: ฿900 for 60 min, ฿1,200 for 90 min, ฿1,500 for 120 min
• Magic Hands Happy Massage: ฿1,300 for 90 min, ฿1,600 for 120 min
• Prostate Massage: ฿1,000 for 60 min, ฿1,500 for 90 min, ฿1,700 for 120 min
• Body To Body Massage: ฿1,800 for 60 min, ฿2,200 for 120 min
• Tantra Body To Body & Prostate Massage: ฿2,000 for 60 min, ฿2,200 for 90 min
• 4 Hands Oil Happy Massage: ฿1,600 for 60 min, ฿2,000 for 90 min, ฿2,400 for 120 min
• 4 Hands Body To Body: ฿4,000 for 60 min, ฿3,000 for 90 min, ฿3,500 for 120 min
• 4 Hands sensual Tantra Massage Package: ฿3,500 for 60 min, ฿4,000 for 90 min, ฿4,500 for 120 min

The card also lists 4 Hands Prostate Massage at ฿2,400 for 90 minutes and ฿2,800 for 120, and 4 Hands Happy Massage at ฿2,500 for 120 minutes. One oddity: 4 Hands Body To Body costs more for 60 minutes (฿4,000) than for 90 (฿3,000). Ask which is right before you book. For other cheap cards, see the cheap list.

Booking is by LINE or WhatsApp, and the website lets you pick a specific masseuse in advance. That's worth doing. One reviewer who arrived without choosing says the shop assigned two therapists without asking. The four-hands packages put it on the four-hands list.

The website also mentions a second branch, Lerna Massage Bangphli, near the Theparak night market and MRT Sri Thepha. Payment methods and languages aren't published.

The address is 39/43 Udom Suk Soi 7, Bang Na Nuea. BTS Udom Suk is 370 metres away, about six minutes on foot; the website says five. BTS Punnawithi is 19 minutes' walk and BTS Bang Na around 25. The Bang Na district page lists other shops in the area.

The shop opens at 10:00 and closes at 22:00, daily, leaving plenty of time for the Skytrain back into town.

Erotic Tantra Massage holds a 3.9 Google rating from 20 reviews, and they divide sharply.

On the positive side, reviewers describe an elegant setting, professional staff and no hard selling, though that review appears twice in identical words. Another praises a therapist named Vicky, and older reviews call it authentic and good.

The complaints are specific. One reviewer says the shop assigned therapists without asking, and that the session was rushed and not what was booked. An older review says the front desk kept ฿200 change from a ฿3,000 payment and the manager refused to return it. Two other one-star reviews give no detail. Most recently, a reviewer two months ago says the shop seemed to be closed when they arrived. Check by message before you go.