USB SPA

Five in the morning is late even by Bangkok's standards, and that's when USB SPA closes. It sits on Bang Na-Trat Soi 21, off the highway that carries the city out east, and Google lists it under erotic massage, with aromatherapy and massage spa as extra categories. The guide counts it as a happy ending shop with soapy alongside.

It suits someone in Bang Na who wants a door open long after the bars, and drives: one reviewer mentions plenty of parking. Skip it if you want consistency. Its 3.9 rating hides a sharp split between five-star praise and one-star anger, and no prices are published.

The address is 479 Moo 12, Bang Na-Trat 21 Alley, in the Bang Na district. There is no website, so no services or prices are confirmed. One reviewer says it has been open a long time and doesn't promote itself much, and another, years ago, liked that it was free of tourists.

Reviews mention a receptionist who recommends staff, a bath as part of the service and, in one case, drinks. One reviewer, a year ago, complained of an aggressive dog in the front yard. That's a single report, but worth knowing if you arrive on foot.

Nobody publishes a price for this one, the shop included. Ask for the menu at the door or on LINE, and agree the price and the length of the session before you start. One reviewer calls it overpriced; nobody in the reviews shown gives a figure.

LINE is the listed booking channel. The listing gives no payment methods or languages.

Google lists the hours as 10:00 to 05:00, every day. That puts it well into the late-night list: the door is open for nineteen hours a day, and closes only as the first trains of the morning are getting ready.

MRT Si Iam is the nearest station, about 1,360 m away, roughly 22 minutes on foot. MRT Si Udom is about 27 minutes away and Si La Salle about 31. In practice it's a taxi or car trip, especially after midnight, and one reviewer notes there's plenty of parking. For shops near a platform, see the near BTS and MRT list.

USB SPA holds a 3.9 Google rating from 37 reviews, and they are divided. Many of the five-star reviews are three or more years old; Google reviewers often mention friendly staff and good service, and two describe attentive therapists recommended by the receptionist.

The one-star reviews are just as firm. Several complain of terrible service, and one says staff were rude and rushed them out. Another calls it overpriced, and a recent one simply criticises the service and attitude. One reviewer reports a dog biting people in the front yard. Read the split as a reason to agree everything clearly at the start.