Baan Nine Massage Spa

Baan Nine is in this guide as a happy ending massage shop, but its own Google listing makes no such claim: it's filed simply as a massage spa, and nothing published says otherwise. Treat the label with caution.

What is on record is modest. It's in Bang Kruai, Nonthaburi, well west of the river, with no rail station nearby and no website. It opens late, until 01:00. A reviewer calls the rooms clean and the staff friendly. It suits someone who lives out this way. Anyone staying in central Bangkok will find better-documented shops in the Top 20.

The listing gives the address as 555/60 Soi Kamnan Piya, Maha Sawat, Bang Kruai District, Nonthaburi. One Google reviewer places it on Rama 5 Road and says its location beats the other shops in the area.

There's no website and no published menu. Google categorises it as a massage spa, with no adult services mentioned. The only description of the inside comes from a single reviewer, who mentions clean rooms and friendly staff.

There is no price list on record, from the shop or anyone else. Ask for the menu at the door, and confirm what the session includes, how long it runs and what it costs before you start.

No booking channel or phone number is listed, so walking in is the only route on record. For shops with published cards, see the cheap list.

No BTS or MRT station is close enough to list. From central Bangkok, this is a taxi across the Chao Phraya into Nonthaburi.

The door is open from 11:00 to 01:00, every day, which is late for the suburbs. If you'd rather stay nearer the centre at that hour, the late-night list collects shops on the Skytrain side of the river.

Baan Nine holds a 4.6 Google rating from seven reviews, and only four have any text. That's not enough for a pattern.

The newest, from a month ago, is a one-word five-star review. The other three are three to four years old. One five-star reviewer recommends it, mentioning clean rooms, friendly staff and a good spot on Rama 5 Road. Another, rating it two stars, nevertheless recommends it to men with aches and pains and praises its location. The fourth simply says it's great. With so little recent feedback, the reviews tell you more about how it was than how it is.