Valentine Sauna & Massage 2

Valentine Sauna & Massage 2 sits on the frontage road of Borommaratchachonnani, out in Taling Chan on the Thonburi side, where the traffic matters more than the neon. Google files it under erotic massage, and it turns up in searches for soapy massage in English and Thai. The listing spells it 'Suana'; sauna is almost certainly meant.

It suits someone living on the Thonburi side who wants a soapy house without crossing into the city. Skip it if you want to plan ahead: no prices are published, there's no website, and recent reviewers ask whether it's still open and say nobody answered the phone.

The location is plus code QFP6+4RM, on the Borommaratchachonnani frontage road in Taling Chan, filed under this guide's Pinklao district. The listing names a sauna among its services. Its only online presence is a Facebook page, with no website text. Reviewers mention friendly staff and good service, and one says he took his father.

Nobody publishes a price for this one, the shop included. Ask for the menu at the door, and agree the price and the session length before you start. Reviewers suggest the price varies with the therapist chosen, so ask what each option costs.

Google lists the hours as 13:00 to 23:00, every day. One reviewer arrived near closing and found most of the staff had already gone home, so earlier is better. No booking channel is listed, and one recent reviewer says the phone went unanswered.

No BTS or MRT station is listed nearby. This is a car or taxi address on the Thonburi side. For doors within a short walk of a platform, the near BTS and MRT list is the better start, and the Bangkok overview covers the main districts.

Valentine Sauna & Massage 2 holds a 4.3 Google rating from 28 reviews, many of them old. The positive ones are brief: good service, nice staff, and in one case a reviewer who brought his father. Two reviewers indicate the price depends on which therapist you choose. One long-ago reviewer arrived late and found the choice limited.

The recent reviews raise a practical question rather than a complaint about the service. One, seven months ago, asks whether it has closed, and another says nobody answered the phone. Confirm it's operating before you make the trip.