Queen Massage

On paper, Queen Massage is one of the cheaper doors on Soi 33: its rate card opens at ฿1,600 for an hour and tops out at ฿3,500 for 90 minutes in a VIP jacuzzi room. On Google it holds a 2.7 from 23 reviews, and that number is the story.

It suits a reader who wants a low price six minutes from BTS Phrom Phong and is willing to watch the clock. Skip it if you want reliable service for your money. Several reviewers say their session was cut short or that the therapist spent it on her phone, and others call the rooms small.

The listing places Queen at 4 Sukhumvit 33 Alley, in Khlong Tan Nuea, Watthana, near the Sukhumvit Road end of the soi. Its website carries little beyond page titles describing an adult massage shop on Sukhumvit 33.

The menu is broader than most nuru shops'. It runs from Thai massage and oil to aroma and nuru gel, in two formats: cheaper 'Set Menu B' packages and full packages that cost more for the same length. A VIP jacuzzi room is the top of the card. Several Google reviewers describe choosing a therapist in person on arrival. Several also say the rooms are small.

Prices come from the shop's own published rate card:

• Package Set Menu B: Oil Massage + Body to Body 60 min: ฿1,600
• Package Set Menu B: Aroma Massage + Body to Body 60 min: ฿1,700
• Special Package: Short Time 30 min: ฿1,800
• Package Set Menu B: Nuru Gel Massage + Body to Body 60 min: ฿1,800
• Special Package: Short Time 45 min: ฿2,000
• Thai Massage Package 60 min: ฿2,300
• Oil Massage Package 60 min: ฿2,500
• Aroma Massage Package 60 min: ฿2,600
• Nuru Gel Massage Package 60 min: ฿2,700
• Special Package Course, VIP Jacuzzi Room 60 min: ฿2,900
• Thai Massage Package 90 min: ฿3,000
• Oil Massage Package 90 min: ฿3,100
• Aroma Massage Package 90 min: ฿3,150
• Nuru Gel Massage Package 90 min: ฿3,250
• Special Package Course, VIP Jacuzzi Room 90 min: ฿3,500

The card has a puzzle in it. A 60-minute Set Menu B costs less than the 30-minute Short Time, and ฿900 less than an oil massage package of the same length. The card doesn't explain the difference, so ask what each package includes before you choose. One reviewer says they paid an extra ฿500 on top of the listed price, and another that a ฿2,500 package came with only a shower room.

No booking channel is listed. For more cards under ฿2,500, the cheap list compares a dozen of them.

BTS Phrom Phong is about 380 metres away, a six-minute walk. MRT Sukhumvit and BTS Asok are both about 14 minutes on foot.

The door opens at noon and closes at midnight, every day, roughly as the last trains leave. Soi 33 has a long run of competitors after this one. The Phrom Phong district page maps them, and the Phrom Phong volume ranks the best-rated.

Queen Massage holds a 2.7 Google rating from 23 reviews, split sharply between five stars and one.

The complaints share a pattern. Several reviewers say the therapist used her phone during the session or rushed it, and one says they paid for 60 minutes and got 40. Others say they paid more than expected, and one says a nuru session wasn't what they received. Several mention small rooms, including the VIP room. One reviewer describes staff outside pressing passers-by to come in.

The five-star reviews praise the price and the choice. A couple say value for money is high, and several like being able to choose a therapist in person. A couple also describe the place as clean and cosy despite the room size. On balance, agree the minutes and the total before you pay, and keep an eye on the time.