Pretty Love Massage Ratchada

Come up the stairs at MRT Sutthisan and Pretty Love is a minute's walk away. According to Google, it never closes. Its Thai name, นวดกระปู๋, is local slang for a lingam massage, so there's little mystery about the pitch. Four people have rated it five stars without writing a word.

It suits someone on the MRT at an odd hour who wants a door that's open and knows what they're asking for. Skip it if you want a menu, a price or written reviews before you go: none exist.

The listing places it on Sutthisan Winitchai Road, Samsen Nok, Huai Khwang. Google's category is erotic massage, and the Thai name advertises a lingam massage for men. There's no website, phone, LINE or service list, and nothing on payment or languages.

No rate card turns up anywhere: not on its own pages, not on a directory. Ask for the menu at the door and agree the length and the full price before anything begins. If you'd rather know the numbers before you leave the hotel, the under ฿2,500 list and the Top 20 volume both quote them.

MRT Sutthisan is about 60 metres away, a one-minute walk. MRT Ratchadaphisek is 16 minutes on foot and MRT Huai Khwang about 21.

The listing says it's open 24 hours, every day. The MRT stops around midnight, so after that you'll need a taxi in and out. Other shops along this stretch of Ratchada are on the Sutthisan district page.