Dream House

There's no street address, no opening hours and no review text on record for Dream House, and that sets the tone. What exists is a Google Maps pin about 940 metres from MRT Kalantan, filed under erotic massage and also tagged as a spa. There's also one price on gowabi.com, a mainstream spa booking site: Thai Body Massage, ฿600 for 60 minutes.

That single line reads like an ordinary Thai massage, and nothing else on record says otherwise. It suits someone near the Yellow Line who wants a cheap hour of Thai massage and is prepared to check the details first. Skip it if you're after a happy ending shop with a track record. This one has four ratings and nothing written about it.

Dream House doesn't publish a menu. The only price we could find is on another directory, gowabi.com, and it may be out of date:

• Thai Body Massage (60 min) 60 min: ฿600

That's the whole card. No other services, room types, payment methods or languages are listed, and there's no website, phone number or booking channel. At ฿600 an hour it sits at the very bottom of the market, closer to a street-side Thai massage than to the shops in this guide's cheap list. Ask what's on offer before you assume anything more.

The listing carries no street address, so the map pin is all there is. MRT Kalantan on the Yellow Line is the nearest station, 940 metres away, about 15 minutes on foot. MRT Si Nut is 31 minutes' walk and ARL Hua Mak around 33.

No opening hours are published either. Check the pin on Google Maps before you set out, and don't plan a late visit around a door that may already be shut.

A resident of the Kalantan or Si Nut area who wants an inexpensive Thai massage nearby and doesn't mind finding out the rest in person. Visitors staying in town will do better with shops that publish an address, hours and a card. The near BTS and MRT list and the city-wide Top 20 are the places to start.