BOSS 33 Massage

Soi 33 is full of nuru doors, and BOSS 33 competes on price and on the front desk. Its rate card starts at ฿1,900 for a 40-minute Express Relief and reaches ฿5,200 for a four-hand session in the jacuzzi VIP room. The website adds a nuru gel shower room at ฿2,900.

It suits a first-timer, particularly one who reads Chinese better than English: several reviewers say the owner and counter staff speak it, and that the manager helps pick a therapist without pushing. It suits a value hunter too. Skip it if you want a late finish. The door shuts at midnight, and one reviewer says the lineup was thin by 21:00.

The website lists four kinds of room: a nuru gel shower room with an air mattress, VIP Shower+Nuru, VIP Bathtub+Nuru and VIP Jacuzzi. Two-therapist, four-hand sessions are on offer as well, in an oil room or the jacuzzi room.

The website carries staff profiles, and therapists can be chosen there or at the shop. English, Thai, Chinese and Japanese are listed as languages spoken. Reviewers single out the manager, who greets regulars, helps choose a therapist and, in one reviewer's words, isn't pushy.

Its rate card lists:

• THAI MASSAGE - Express Relief 40 min: ฿1,900
• THAI MASSAGE - Signature Balance 60 min: ฿2,200
• THAI MASSAGE - Ultimate Boss Retreat 90 min: ฿2,600
• JACUZZI VIP ROOM - Ultimate Jacuzzi Retreat 90 min: ฿3,000
• JACUZZI VIP ROOM - Jacuzzi VIP Experience 60 min: ฿3,300
• JACUZZI + MAT VIP ROOM (no duration listed): ฿3,700
• OIL MASSAGE - two-therapist VIP Four-Hand Massage 90 min: ฿5,000
• JACUZZI VIP ROOM - two-therapist VIP Four-Hand Experience (no duration listed): ฿5,200

The website separately prices the Nuru Gel (Air Mattress) Shower Room at ฿2,900. One oddity: as published, the 90-minute jacuzzi line costs less than the 60-minute one. Ask which is current before you choose. One reviewer says the ฿3,700 option ran for 90 minutes, but the card itself gives no length.

Booking runs through LINE, WhatsApp and Telegram, and reviewers often mention fast replies. Payment methods aren't listed.

The shop is at 22 Sukhumvit Soi 33/4, Khlong Tan Nuea, Watthana. BTS Phrom Phong is 500 metres away, about eight minutes on foot. MRT Sukhumvit is around 13 minutes and BTS Asok 14.

It is open 10:00 to midnight, every day. One reviewer who arrived around 21:00 found only seven or eight therapists left and planned to come earlier next time. A daytime or early-evening visit gives the widest choice and the easiest ride home.

BOSS 33 covers a lot of ground for one card: a plain Thai massage from ฿1,900, nuru from ฿2,900 and a four-hand jacuzzi session at the top. That puts it on the four-hands list and the VIP rooms volume, and its ฿1,900 opening line keeps it within the under ฿2,500 list.

For everything else on the soi, the Phrom Phong district page maps the neighbours and the Phrom Phong volume ranks them.

BOSS 33 holds a 4.7 Google rating from 107 reviews, and the recent ones are almost all five stars. The themes are consistent. Several reviewers say the owner or counter staff speak Chinese, which makes it easy for first-timers. Several praise the manager as warm, attentive and not pushy, and a few mention fast replies when booking. Value comes up repeatedly, with reviewers calling it reasonable, cheap or cost-effective. Many reviews simply name a favourite therapist.

Complaints are single reports. One reviewer describes extremely poor customer service. Another found one therapist lazy but praised a second, recommended by the manager. One says a late-evening visit meant fewer therapists to choose from, and another advises some basic English for smoother communication.