Kiss Bangkok Massage

Kiss Bangkok Massage sells a little of everything from one door on Soi 22: soapy, nuru, body to body, tantric and themed sessions, then four-hands, couples and party packages. Its own rate card opens at ฿2,000 and closes at ฿7,500. None of the lines carries a length, which is the one thing to settle before you choose.

It suits someone who wants a wide menu, a soapy room with a proper bath, or a session for two: the website says it serves men, women and couples, and it lists a couples' room and a jacuzzi room. It also sends therapists out across Sukhumvit. Skip it if you want minutes printed next to every price. Google reviewers often single out individual therapists by name, and the score of 4.4 carries a couple of sharp one-star dissents.

The listing files Kiss as a soapy house first, with nuru and happy ending massage alongside. According to its website, the rooms include a couples' room, a jacuzzi room and a soapy room with a custom bath. The site says the shop serves men, women and couples, and that it also runs outcall across the Sukhumvit area.

The website adds two claims worth knowing about. It says the happy ending is always included in the fixed price, so the number on the card is meant to be the whole bill. And it says the masseuses are health-tested every three months under Thai Health Ministry rules. The guide can only report that the website says so.

Kiss also names its sister shops: Honey Bee, Bangkok Passion, Absolute, Bunny and an outcall service. One Google reviewer notes that the women work across several shops nearby and can move between them, which fits that list.

Its rate card lists:

• Body to Body Massage (no duration listed): ฿2,000
• Tantric massage (no duration listed): ฿2,000
• Themed massage (no duration listed): ฿2,000
• Soapy Massage (no duration listed): ฿2,300
• Nuru Massage (no duration listed): ฿2,300
• Prostate Massage (no duration listed): ฿2,300
• Tantric massage (no duration listed): ฿2,500
• Themed massage (no duration listed): ฿3,000
• Sensual Four Hands Massage (no duration listed): ฿4,000
• Sensual Couple Massage (no duration listed): ฿4,500
• Party Package Massage (no duration listed): ฿7,500

Tantric and themed massage each appear twice at different prices, and the card doesn't say what separates them. Probably length or room, but the card is silent, so ask. Reviewers mention 60, 90 and 120-minute bookings, which suggests the shop sells by the clock even if the card doesn't show it. A limited-time ฿200 discount on some services is also advertised on the website.

Booking runs through LINE and WhatsApp, and the website says phone bookings and walk-ins are welcome too. Payment methods aren't published. For other shops at this price, the cheap list is the comparison.

The address is 261-31 Sukhumvit Alley 22, Khlong Tan, Khlong Toei. BTS Phrom Phong is the nearest station, 470 metres away, about an eight-minute walk. MRT Queen Sirikit National Convention Center is 930 metres off, around 15 minutes on foot, and BTS Asok about 16.

Soi 22 runs south off Sukhumvit, away from the malls and into hotel-and-bar territory after dark. Kiss closes at midnight every day, the same hour the trains wind down, so anyone booking the last slot should expect a taxi home. The Phrom Phong district page maps the neighbours.

Kiss is one of the few shops that prices a couples session on its card, at ฿4,500, and Google reviewers include couples and one woman who booked on her own and was well looked after. That puts it on the couples list. The Sensual Four Hands line at ฿4,000 puts it among the four-hands shops too.

The listing gives a long run of languages, from English, Chinese, Japanese and Korean to several European tongues. If you'd rather not leave Sukhumvit, the Phrom Phong volume collects the shops around this stop.

Kiss Bangkok Massage holds a 4.4 Google rating from 150 reviews, and the recent run is almost all five stars.

The pattern is names. Reviewers keep returning to particular therapists, with Maple and Jane mentioned most often and Sim more than once. Several describe the service as professional and attentive, and a few mention a clean, cosy room. Couples turn up in the reviews more than at most shops: one describes a first visit with a wife, another a couples massage they recommend without hesitation. Another reviewer booked a 120-minute outcall to a hotel and called it professional work. One mentions that prices start at ฿2,000.

The complaints are fewer but blunt. One reviewer says a 60-minute jacuzzi session amounted to a back massage and felt too short; another calls the whole visit half-hearted. Both are single reports, but they're a reason to agree the length and the room before you pay.